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bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.
Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.
by xxxpageagain August 19, 2013
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Boner Wizard

A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.
"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."
by Vincen Darkstar December 29, 2014
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stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty
"come over babe i've got stoner boner
by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019
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chalk boner

noun: the erection you get during class, usually right before the teacher asks you to write something on the chalkboard. A type of social suicide.
Today in math, the teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, and everyone saw my enormous chalk boner.
by BlSH0P December 5, 2009
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Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011
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Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.
Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.
by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018
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Leg boner

A leg boner occurs when one's legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. It is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.
Jessica got a leg boner during Physical Education because Sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of Rounders. It took her a few days to recover fully from it.
by Pickapon August 18, 2014
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