Lazy boner

A dick that is halfway hard

When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?

by Ronnie Slogun November 22, 2014

State Boner

A synonym for american nationalism. An act of treating the United States like a god that controls all other countries and neglecting any arguments or discussions that do not involve and/or insult the US.

Man, Johnny is a real nationalist. He gets a state boner every time he hears the anthem.

by ThatSneakyGuy December 25, 2010

Boner Home

A "home" for your boner

I can't wait to go out and find a boner home

by Davendine July 6, 2017

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019

Boner in the Mouth

Something that is indescribably delicious

This asphalt pie is like a boner in the mouth!

by Shizbonerz November 16, 2011

Boner Wizard

A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.

"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."

by Vincen Darkstar December 29, 2014

bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.

Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.

by xxxpageagain August 19, 2013