State Boner

A synonym for american nationalism. An act of treating the United States like a god that controls all other countries and neglecting any arguments or discussions that do not involve and/or insult the US.

Man, Johnny is a real nationalist. He gets a state boner every time he hears the anthem.

by ThatSneakyGuy December 25, 2010

Boner Home

A "home" for your boner

I can't wait to go out and find a boner home

by Davendine July 6, 2017

Lazy boner

A dick that is halfway hard

When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?

by Ronnie Slogun November 22, 2014

Boner Stoked

So stoked that you have a boner.

"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"

by Black Colby January 15, 2014

the why boner

A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.

well isn't the return of the why boner...

by Rell the infinite May 2, 2016

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019

Boner Wizard

A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.

"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."

by Vincen Darkstar December 29, 2014