Blakeitis

A disease.

Symptoms.

Being in love with Blake.

thinking about Blake.

Wanting to be near Blake.

Talking to Blake.

I think I have Blakeitis.

by QwertyBLAHke$ha August 29, 2010

bike ride

When you're cycling and the bike-seat is pushing up againt your vulva (in girls) and prostate (in boys) causing a funny sensation

If was leaning forward during my bike ride and i almost came from that

by tory borty November 8, 2013

Blake

The best boyfriend ever. Will always choose you over his nic stick and will make you a priority. He is the cutest and will be your whole world. He likes Pokémon cards and it’s lowkey the cutest thing ever. He’s the sweetest guy ever and always knows how to make you smile. He makes you the happiest girl ever. If you find a Blake never let him go. You will be together forever. I pinky swear. Make sure to thank god for him every day because he will be the best thing to ever happen to you.

Blake: “I love you”

Me: “I love you most”
Blake: “I love you more than infinity to the infinite power”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 6, 2020

Yellow Bike

Yellow bikes are community bikes owned by Eckerd College, a small liberal arts school on the West Coast of Florida. The program allows for anyone on campus to pick up a yellow bike that is not being used and ride it to where they need to go. Being one of the biggest hippie schools on the East Coast, the goal of the yellow bike program is to have less vehicle traffic on campus which will ultimately reduce greenhouse emissions.

When certain assholes arrive at their destination, they throw the bikes into bushes, over the sea wall, or onto roofs. Homeless people also nick them from campus.

Yellow bikes are classified as a critically endangered species by the end of each semester because most are broken or lying at the bottom of Frenchman's Creek.

Hippie #1: Brah, I was hoping to catch a yellow bike so I wouldn't be late for class but I don't see any.

Hippie #2: Dude, it's May, yellow bikes haven't been seen for over two months now.

by eclove August 29, 2011

gimme dat bike

This is a true classic. Maybe it started in the early 90's.

Depending on the hour of day and the neighborhood, this phrase is yelled at me semi-regularly.

It means(obviously):

"I intend to knock you off of your bike and take it from you."

"I may be kidding, but if I can scare the s*it out of you, that's enough for me."

"On the other hand, depending on my state of mind, I may be very serious, and you best give up that f*ckin' bike like right f*ckin' now."

"Now you have to decide whether to try to get away or just succumb to the beatin' you got comin'."

...or:

"I'ma have dat bike. It just be a matter of how."

"Hey, yo...gimme dat bike!"

by Rich Stadler April 10, 2007

Christ On A Fucking Bike

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)

"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Blake

A person who manipulates a scenario to their amusement or own advantage, out of others downfall or disadvantage.

"Jeffrey, thats not true stop Blaking (or) your being a blake"

by C-H Sch March 17, 2010