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Birthday Cake 

Eating a girl out on their birthday.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
Birthday Cake by Herroj21 December 21, 2019

Birthday King 

A phrase used by fucking idiots with no grammatical background use to refer to their birthdays in hopes they will cop a bitch or two. Commonly used in Arab snapchat, twitter, and other social media sites
X: Ay look, its that dumb ass Khalids birthday.
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...
Birthday King by MarkMarkson June 28, 2020

Birthday King 

A phrase used by fucking idiots with no grammatical background use to refer to their birthdays in hopes they will cop a bitch or two. Commonly used in Arab snapchat, twitter, and other social media sites
X: Ay look, its that dumb ass Khalids birthday.
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...
Birthday King by MarkMarkson June 28, 2020

birthday job 

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
birthday job by Tihy September 15, 2020

Birthday rule 

if your birthday is in the month of an even number than you could celebrate all of that month but if your birthday is in the month of an odd number u only can celebrate til the next week after your actual birth date, with the exception of the first month of the year.
Julie is celebrating her birthday all month, because she filling the birthday rule.
Birthday rule by Dr.WMA October 14, 2020

Birthday Style 

When a friend or significant other of yours is out of town during the actual time period of your birthday, but they take you out for something and pay for everything to make up for it
H: Hey babe, I know I was in Spain all summer and your birthday was in June, but can we do something birthday style?
J: Sure. Take me out for coffee.
H: Great! I'll pay for everything because that's how we would have done it if we had gotten to do it on your actual birthday!
Birthday Style by Adam buckley November 28, 2020