Possibly the most astoundingly shit director who ever lived. He has crucified such shit films as Harry Potter The Goblet of Fire, Mona Lisa Smile and Pushing Tin, not as if the last two films were going to be good anyway. He completely hashed GoF, and i have no doubt he will continue to take a steaming shit on good scripts in the future as long as he breathes the air to which he is unworthy.
Person 1: Oh look, Mike Newell! Hey, i've got something for you.
Mike: Hello there! Yes, of course i'll accept your present, but what is it?
Person 1: It's a baton so you can sodomize yourself after you've raped yet another shit film and screwed the public out of their money.
Mike: Hello there! Yes, of course i'll accept your present, but what is it?
Person 1: It's a baton so you can sodomize yourself after you've raped yet another shit film and screwed the public out of their money.
by Fu Manchu May 20, 2006
Get the Mike Newellmug. 
When you dump a dust buster all over someone after intercourse. Then you beat the person with the dust buster.
by BBK all the way April 4, 2013
Get the Mike Dysonmug. Mike Syndrome is a disease where you shoot and you are unable to score. Side effects include posting, rq, and being bad
by F1NE July 6, 2018
Get the Mike Syndromemug. That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.
by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016
Get the A Fucking Mikemug. by MC Niggerman December 26, 2020
Get the mike penismug.