Baked Potato

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.

"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!

by JimmyT March 13, 2015

soda bake

Usage common in parts of Northern Ireland, particularly Derry city. Refers to a rounded, weather-beaten visage that can be likened to a risen dough pulled fresh from the oven. Soda bake is a derogatory and highly insulting term denoting not only the woeful physical features of the insultee but also carries deeply negative connotations with regard to the IQ of the given 'soda bake'.

"Jesus, look at the soda bake on him!"
"Aye Jeezus mother of divine that's been hit with a fuckin cakeboard so it has."

by Shimpei Mishima September 26, 2006

blam bake

Utter chaos at a party

“Dude, I fucked Alana on the freezer at the Blam Bake”

by Ken Succmedri February 12, 2018

baked lays

The combination of both being "baked" (high on marijuana) and getting laid (having sex). Plural lays refers to having sex multiple times. Also refers to the tasteless garbage chips Frito-Lay pawns off on consumers.

A friend was telling me about his awewsome weekend. Apparently he met some ladies and had several baked lays.

by Travis T July 21, 2006

baked beans

A very popular dish in england often partaken on toast however i personally am not a fan of this substance and think it tastes rank

Beans on toast all round
me: No thanks

by ogaiy June 18, 2003

Bake-fuck

When a small group of people enclose themselves in a small room and load all of their pipes. You start them all at the same time, and you have to scream "bake-fuck!" as soon as you take a hit.

bake-fuck!

by Bake-fuck master July 8, 2011

baking it up

A phase that you tell your girlfriend to make her think you're cooler than she is.

I'm looking forward to baking it up, it seems like a really laid back position.

by ImThatGirlfriend April 2, 2015