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Alcoholic 

A person addicted to alcoholic beverages... Maybe a little too addicted.
Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.

Alcohole 

People who become assholes when they drink.
Kurt's been hitting the bottle, releasing his inner alcohole.

alcohol enema 

A male who takes alcohol via enema so it enters his system quicker
"Let's take a bofa together or an alcohol enemaand go get some frat girls, Hell yeah"!
alcohol enema by realterms101 October 1, 2018

alcoholibrium 

A state of bliss (or equilibrium) attained when you have had just the right amount of alcohol in other words alcoholibrium is the state of supreme happiness
Lets get drunk and achieve alcoholibrium today
alcoholibrium by alcoholyst December 28, 2018

alcoholic crackhead 

lei; a person who drinks, n smokes a lot
omg is that lei? i knew it! she is an alcoholic crackhead! smh 🤦🏻 ♀️

Alcoholic 

my mom is an alcoholic
Alcoholic by I hate myself jr. January 25, 2019