an Aiden is the Fattest fat person in the entire world. He's so fat the only alphabet words he knows is KFC. hes the reason they invented double doors, hes so fat that when he wears yellow people think he is a taxi. he looks like a before and after picture without the before.
A person who is misunderstood. He can be annoying at times, but he is funny! He has charisma. He gets all the girls. Unless he is gay. He gets bullied for talking too much.