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Adulting by Urban donkey show November 15, 2019
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Adulting
A term only spoken by retarded mouthbreathers over the age of 18.
- used when doing mundane tasks such as filing taxes, going to work, daily chores, etc.
- used when partying as an adult, but actually acting like a child.
- used when doing mundane tasks such as filing taxes, going to work, daily chores, etc.
- used when partying as an adult, but actually acting like a child.
As Brittany drives on the highway to work, she pulls out her phone to take a shit stream of selfies. She must let all of her social media "friends" know that she is #Adulting.
Amber is 36 and slammed jagerbombs all night with her unwed lonely middle aged girlfriends. "Look at how bad we are. We're such a grown-ups #Adulting"
Amber is 36 and slammed jagerbombs all night with her unwed lonely middle aged girlfriends. "Look at how bad we are. We're such a grown-ups #Adulting"
Adulting by Jekyll Lal February 24, 2017
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Adultaphilian
Someone who is dating someone who is an adult and they are a teen and knows that their BF/GF is cheating on them but refuses to leave them.
These people usually don't know what they have had until its gone. and when its finally realized they are dating either the dick of the nation or the whore of the generation.
These people usually don't know what they have had until its gone. and when its finally realized they are dating either the dick of the nation or the whore of the generation.
Kyle: Hey did you hear that lizzy is dating that asshole Dakota again?
Mark: Dude really?!?! AGAIN!?!?!
Kyle:yeah and the worst part is hes dating like 5 girls at once and she knows and just ignores it!?!?
Mark: She needs to get help shes becoming a total adultaphilian.
Mark: Dude really?!?! AGAIN!?!?!
Kyle:yeah and the worst part is hes dating like 5 girls at once and she knows and just ignores it!?!?
Mark: She needs to get help shes becoming a total adultaphilian.
Adultaphilian by Vrictusxan7642 May 23, 2011
Adultrenabler
A single male who engages in an affair with a female who has a significant other. Root Words ( adulteress, enabler) Language of origin : English. See also: Adulternabler (single female, adulterer male).
After meeting both my friend's girlfriend and her fiance, I would have to agree that he is an adultrenabler.
Adultrenabler by Slausonizer June 6, 2013
adultery tax
The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.
The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."
DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
adultery tax by BeepoZButtbanger October 4, 2013
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adultrum by catvonblum January 20, 2015