by Louisiana scott July 14, 2023
Get the Louisiana Abortion mug.The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion
by America is the bad place July 12, 2025
Get the God Abortion mug.The best thing ever done to avoid having your husband leave you for the milk AND being stuck with a burden for almost 20 years
Woman: I secretly got an abortion
Woman 2:WHAT?! why?
woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly
Woman 2:WHAT?! why?
woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly
by 4lgjheiorjklerhe December 14, 2023
Get the Abortion mug.When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011
Get the Abort Launch Sequence mug.An abortion with the intention of getting immediately pregnant again by another man, usually the husband. The aborted babies life is exchanged for the life of another baby that could not otherwise exist, thus diminishing the psychological damage of an abortion.
"My wife cheated on me and got pregnant so we agreed on having a sacred abortion."
"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
by NAROVA September 6, 2013
Get the Sacred Abortion mug.⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024
Get the Failed Abortion mug.When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.
Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022
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