cig-sexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes

person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha

person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual

by moe2903 May 3, 2020

simmy sexual

A simmy sexual is the sexuality that simmy (Mr simpson) is or could be

Someone: hey simmy

simmy: Be gone thot, i am only looking for simmy's as i am a simmy sexual

by silkhurcyrxrct March 11, 2020

Sexually Somersaulted

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s butthole, vaghole and pisshole and roll her over like a bowling ball.

“Why are girls always so flabbergasted after they fucked you?”

“Because I’ve sexually somersaulted them!”

by Memelyn September 23, 2022

Sexual Networking

When people bring attractive friends to parties for swapping purposes. Akin to swinging but less creepy-sounding.

Chris brought Anna to the party, and Kyle brought Sarah. Chris proceeded to pound Sarah into a mattress, while Kyle polluted Anna's rivers and streams. The group, as a whole, was engaged in sexual networking.

by Team Blonde Professor June 8, 2014

nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

by katecnnor January 11, 2021

sexual vegan

Some1 who doesn't suck dick.

"Yo John how about you suck my meat motherfucker." "Nah man I'm good I'm like a Sexual Vegan so."

by Str0be January 13, 2017

sexual coercion

NOT REAL CONSENT.
when someone makes the other person scared to say no, or threatens them into saying yes.
reach out for help: rainn.org/resources

informational websites about coerced consent
healthline.com/health/sexual-coercion
uncp.edu/resources/title-ix-clery-compliance/sexual-misconduct/consent-and-coercion-discussed

examples of coerced consent which is rape:
"yo if u dont do this then im finna kill myself bro"
"fine, i guess u just dont love me"
"if u say no im gonna get my gang on u"
"if u dont i wont pay for ur mommas treatment"
examples of real consent:
person a:"yo do u wanna do this? if not thats fine!"
person b:"yeah of course!"
person a:"aii, sounds good!"

UGLY BITCH: "yeah i asked her 100 times and told her i was gonna kill her if she didnt fw me, i raw dogged her bro frfr"
AMAZING PERSON: "yo bro thats sexual coercion, go die in a hole you stanky trashy rapist ass hoe."

by bribri May 26, 2022