When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.
"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"
by Braegan October 17, 2021
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When you receive a weggie but instead of the weggie from behind the giver pulls your undies over your head causing the skid marks to rub against your head therefore causing a so called rug stain (Rug=hair)
Person a. What happened to you yesterday with mark

Person b. It was fucked mark gave me the worst rug stain of my life

Person a. That’s retarded how shitty was the rug
by Alaskan corn dip September 9, 2021
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I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.
by Captain Lean August 21, 2015
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An American version of Ali G, a parody of young middle class white men who affect urban machismo and the trappings of afro-carribean men's culture to mask their underlying soft, effete nature, and highly privileged background.

The actor who plays Rugged Man, RA Salvatore, has been praised as a comedy genius for the juxtaposition of the powdered, rouged, eyeliner-bearded appearance and teenage broken-voiced screeching of the character "Rugged Man", against the tough guy posturing, threats and violent demeanour he believes to be imposing. However, he has failed to rival the critical acclaim of Cohen's "Ali G" as the Anglo-Jewish thespian, comedian and polymath who plays Ali G makes a far more convincing urban hard man than RA.
Dude: Yo bro, I think I am going to wear a top hat and listen to tzaikovsky at high volume while we cruise in our low rider, Bitch! Maybe we can stop off at the zoo and I will bench press a gorilla. Yo.
Other dude: Fix up your life ffs, you Rugged Man or something?
by Dresden Akara January 1, 2022
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A particularly furry ballbag on a man, who sometimes uses it to scrub various items around the kitchen. Much like steel wool.
Hey did you see what Glen’s rug sack did to Katrina’s forehead from her full on felating him?
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Sarah is such a rug docter! she needs Jesus!
by ;) Shhhhh November 27, 2011
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a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)
"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"
by Uselezz April 12, 2022
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