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Plastic Patriot

An individual whom will complain about players kneeling during the national Anthem while sitting on their sweating, couch-swallowing ass during the national Anthem when they are at home and nobody's looking.

Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.
"Did you hear Billy-Bob-Carl-Danny-Frank yesterday? He kept going off about how unpatriotic and Unamerican those players were for kneeling during the national anthem, but he was sitting on his ass during it and drinking beer while wearing his baseball cap."

"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."
by FrabjusMuckery October 9, 2023
mugGet the Plastic Patriotmug.

plastic cup

The naranja's biggest enemy
Naranja: The plastic cups are invading!
by I<3Asians+Timsjap May 25, 2014
mugGet the plastic cupmug.

Plastic

That night out was plastic bad!
by Cock Myles December 23, 2023
mugGet the Plasticmug.

Plastic Ravioli

A latex sheath to put over the penis covered in an oily substance.
Mario says: use a Plastic Ravioli before Intercourse

Luigi says: put a lasagna in her oven
by Ari_StarStuff August 18, 2023
mugGet the Plastic Raviolimug.

plastic

"Im toting plastic" "got that plastic on me"
by kwaaziizaawk July 9, 2024
mugGet the plasticmug.

Plastic Reindeer

When you put antlers on someone, wrap them in plastic wrap, and proceed to have very rough anal sex. Great for the Holidays or BDSM!
"Yo, my girl said I could give her a Plastic Reindeer!"

Guess Christmas came early!
by Rodger Stewart August 6, 2016
mugGet the Plastic Reindeermug.

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