85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
Get the 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TVmug. Neo-photography is a specific style of Synthography (A.I. art) that mimics hyperrealistic photos, instead of painterly or cartoon style artwork.
"I used to have a hard time coming up with creative ideas for my photos, but now that I do Neo-photography, I have unlimited inspiration and I am more successful in my career."
by Feralpossum May 30, 2023
Get the Neo-photographymug. A short loser who thinks everyone hates him because he is short but no-one gave a fuck until he brought it up for no reason, if you want tall people to think you aren't short then dont act like everyone hates u 4 it bitch
by shamless044 June 14, 2023
Get the Neomug. Neo from 8th grade is one of the most obnoctious people on earth and if anyone says otherwise an alternate universe is created moments before and the words were never said.
by Dennis from ... grade June 4, 2020
Get the Neo from 8th grademug. by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021
Get the NEW NEO CITYmug. by Coach Plump Daddy July 3, 2024
Get the Neo-Straightmug. neo queen serenity is one of sailor moons many forms. She is over 1000 years old. But she stopped aging when she was 22.
and is you think neo queen serenity's hair is blonde then idk what to tell you. Its silver, always has been.
and is you think neo queen serenity's hair is blonde then idk what to tell you. Its silver, always has been.
by Vocloid miku October 21, 2022
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