A sexy scruffy man who takes care of you while he guzzles 1942. He’s often grumpy and so you will be too. When he’s stingy with affection it will make you furious. When he’s loving he’s heaven to be with. I like to remind him to laugh at life and enjoy every moment even and especially the boring ones. He gets really mad when I point out that I think he’s wrong so sometimes it’s best to just hold his hand and let him drive in the wrong direction for 30 minutes until he figures it out himself. He knows he is loved but has a hard time feeling it. It takes a special persistence and lack of ego to make Brad feel loved.
Brad loves me. 🤍
by yourwelcomez November 23, 2021
Get the Bradmug. The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.
by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023
Get the Brad Beardmug. Noun, 1. pig farmer - a farmer that raises pigs or keeps pigs. piggery.
Verb, 2. to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
Verb, 3. to act in a creepy and concerning manner.
Verb, 2. to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
Verb, 3. to act in a creepy and concerning manner.
by That Guy Over By The Garden October 9, 2010
Get the Brad Vogelemug. When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.
by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017
Get the Brad Steelmug. by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019
Get the Five foot nothing brad pittmug. by Bomh September 30, 2019
Get the Bradmug.