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preemptive hangover

A preemptive hangover is when someone gets the sensation of the hangover they will get the next morning before they have started drinking.
"Woah I was out buying beers for tonight and I just got a preemptive hangover, feels like it's going to be a messy one."
by George W Roberts May 19, 2017
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Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).
Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.
by TheBigDeeeeee November 10, 2015
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Contact Hangover

A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.
I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover
by Charlesekeisler May 23, 2018
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Lindsay Hangover

After spending too much time with that one friend and so the next day you are just “irritable and tired”

Symptoms may include:
-added detox time needed before hanging out again
-lack of empathy

-a real hangover from trying to drink to forget they’re there
I think I have a Lindsay Hangover, I’m super bitchy after they wanted to hang out way past my bedtime last night.

Damn I wish she would have chilled and didn’t extend her stay, now I have a Lindsay hangover.
by Betchdontkillmyvibe February 4, 2022
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Hangover Salad

When u eat an asshole
"I found myself eating hangover salad when I was hella drunk with Chelsea on Saturday and I ate hangover salad".
by Dereksigmund September 25, 2019
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beef hangover

When the amount of beef consumed is greater than or equal to the size of one's dome, causing severe lethargy, ADD and angina; you cannot get a beef hangover from fast food
Dude, I just had a huge burger at <insert name of local burger joint here> and I have the worst beef hangover.
by flettch August 18, 2008
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Social Hangover

When you wake up clear in the head and feeling great otherwise, this is the sick feeling you get in the morning that you may have made a complete ass of yourself at the party the night before or offended several people you had never met before.
Guest: "Hey man, did I make a complete ass out of myself around your friends last night? I was pretty trashed."

Host: "No bud, you were actually pretty mellow. You just have a social hangover."
by BusyHunter October 18, 2008
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