cow squirt

Milk.

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?

by Captain Roundhead March 4, 2014

sisters and a cow

An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.

Are you going to the movies with sisters and a cow?
yeah man

by oneofthesisters September 22, 2019

triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.

Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.

by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008

cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.

Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.

by Cowdickin February 24, 2017

cow juice

That white shit that comes out of cow tits and most people drink.

yo bitch did you get that cow juice from the store.

by ~bLUEbeRRy~ September 15, 2019

cow cheese

CHEESE FROM A COW

Oh how I love cheese from cows!

I love cow cheese!

by Cheese Nutella June 19, 2017

wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.

1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."

by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009