Chris

A abnormally fat man, who has a micropenis, girls flee when he comes around. A very annoying person, he fails when he try's to impress people. He's a slob and can't take care of him self or his hygiene.

Oh my god stop being such a fat Chris.
he's such a Chris

booty names annoying fat slob gross

by The Watchman September 7, 2016

Chris

Chris is extremely salty, and gets jealous super easily. He starts a whole bunch of drama for no apparent reason. He likes to flirt with a bunch of girls that he doesn't even know, even though he has a girlfriend. He goes to the gym every day except Thursdays and likes to play roblox. He gets mad over very little things, most most people dislike Chris.

Chris is a total douchebag

by Anonymous5900 July 6, 2020

Chris

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you meet a Chris I recommend leaving him because he will snitch on you, cause drama for no reason at all, and will just be a total dick.

Girl one: “oh that guy is so weird that must be a Chris”

Girl two: “Indeed”

by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020

Chris

A breed of weasel that exudes slime and bullshit, void of the capability of understanding the most simple business situations and incapable of human interaction and performing correctly

That atrocity of a human is being a total Chris

by Noodle650 August 15, 2017

chris

an insensitive tard joke

dude why did u make a chris joke
chris jokes aren’t funny

by quenchurthirst June 26, 2019

Chris

Chris is quite a wierdo, he sometimes stutters, especially if hes in 'like with you'. Chris is very energetic, and loves the ny giants. He plays football, and loves sports. Over all an amazing person. He's actually one of the guys that made up the boogie. Great dancer (well, he thinks so.) Handsome, charming, he DOES NOT have metal steel abs, although he thinks he does. Chris could sometimes be very prideful, but is actually a big baby irl, but he is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He's a great m8, and a great friend. Ps-( gets hyper pretty quick)

Wow chris is awesome

Yeah, but sometimes he could be a bit of wierdo, lol

by Stroughter November 19, 2019

Chris

Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.

"That guy is ugly as fuck"
"Yeah that's a Chris"

by Unseasonedchicken March 15, 2017