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Winter weiner

When you get really horny during the last few months of the year and you need some dick
Dude december is coming up, i need some winter weiner
by Yeeetothehawwww January 2, 2019
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Weinerization

The act of having sex with what you hope is a female
I gave alley one hell of a weinerization last night bro
by Slinky dink October 30, 2022
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Weiner-Ham Couple

A Weiner-Ham couple in essence is a relationship where a man dates an older woman and a woman dates a younger man. The reason this couple dates out of their age group is because they are both too desperate to find anyone their own age. The man is called the "weiner" and the woman is called the "ham".
A Weiner-Ham Couple can be seen in an example where a boy who is 15 dates a woman who is 18, but won't go out with any other girls who are 15 or below his age. The 18 year old girl also cant get any men her age and abides to go out with this man.
by Don Dukas March 7, 2008
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Screaming weiner

When sucking hot sauce off a penis you suck the hot sauce off and spit it back into the hole straight to the urethra
Man, Nikki was blowing last night and gave me a screaming weiner!
by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025
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Deer weiners

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em
by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
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Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
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