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Wacky Wednesday

It is a sacred holiday amongst young men and women alike. The day before thanksgiving is for pregaming like it’s spring break in palm beach. If there are any drinks or “flower” left in your house at the end of the night, there is always next year
Mom: why do you look like you just crawled out of a grave and smell like a sports bar?
You: calm down mom, it was Wacky Wednesday I had to get shit faced
by DAB#2 November 24, 2022
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Wood Wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send
Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!
by Colleennnn May 3, 2023
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Finnish Wednesday

You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.
I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.
by Base19 May 22, 2023
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Sheffield Wednesday

Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY
by youreds May 23, 2023
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Woozy Wednesday

The Act of Two individuals simultaneously coming up with the idea of sipping the tussin on a Wednesday evening. The recipients of the substance must watch a Quintin Tarantino movie in order for it to be consider a “woozy Wednesday”

The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed
Yo bitch you tryna come over for a woozy Wednesday?

Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow

Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?
by FortniteOpps420 July 23, 2023
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White Wednesday

The January 6th Insurrection also known as the Attack on the Capitol
Were you there for the Insurrection? I mean, White Wednesday?
by anonymous August 15, 2023
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AJ Wednesday

A Wednesday for my gorgeous boyfriend because he fucking deserves it xx
Omg it’s AJ Wednesday everyone clap and cheer for how awesome my boyfriend is!!!
by anonymous February 8, 2024
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