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Tornado Wedgie

A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.
Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!
by Funk Jones April 26, 2014
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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.
This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021
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Hospital Wedgie

A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it
"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"
by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022
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wedgie

having your pants pulled up your but crack to the point it rips
frankie loves wedgies

frankie uses his sisters bed as a wedgie machine
by mr mystery man 0101 June 10, 2022
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wedgie

Wedgie is used for something or someone that is being annoying or irritating. Used to exclaim disgust or annoyence with the thing
Are you wedgie
Stop being a wedge

Yo that was kinda wedgie

WHY YOU SO WEDGIE
by Ga🅱️riela December 23, 2018
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Nuclear wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is put in a jock lock, then a pole is inserted through the leg holes, the pole is spung in order to twist the panties. legs are spread. Might be the most painful wedgie in the world.
"yeah, Ivy was being a brat to her dom so they put her in a Nuclear wedgie.
by Divinity Sai March 31, 2025
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