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by Utiah October 3, 2020
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Weathering

Big ass rock in front yard. Leave it out there so long it starts to weather away.
That’s a big ass rock in your front yard. Weathering
by Jojo Swap June 23, 2021
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Body Weather

Fuck saying temperature anymore! IT'S THE 21 CENTERY NIGGA NOBODY TAKES A FUCKING TEMPERATURE BITCH! YOU CHECK THE MOTHER FUCKING BODY WEATHER!
Hey man I think I need to check my temperature. FUCK YOU BITCH IT'S BODY WEATHER!
by BODYWEATHER5000 January 18, 2012
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Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.
Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020
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Weather Capping

Where one spreads his or her cheeks apart and a male lays his erect penis onto his or her exposed anus hole and farts. Which would then make the erect penis bounce up and down like a weather cap on a tractor.
Weather Capping- Like yo I was chillin with Troy last night and shit got crazy and I weather capped his ass!
by Lowery1107 March 29, 2025
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beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.
It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather
by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019
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presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 8, 2009
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