Weather

Weather is what is going to happen in a day

The weather today is partly cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

by GRRRRRRRR VERY MAD GRRRRR May 11, 2022

Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.

“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”

by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018

Weatherred

The God of the Weather. People say he knows the history of mankind.

Don’t speak the name of Weatherred

by BanditoTOP1987 November 23, 2021

quivering nether weather

The act of a "Gothic" girl being aroused.

The immense wizard caused her quivering nether weather.

by AzCrackZ May 8, 2025

Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.

My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.

by Jussthefax May 19, 2021

teletubby weather

Blue skies, a few fluffy clouds and a bright sun that definitely would have a baby's smile on it if only you could look at it without burning your retina.

This teletubby weather makes me wanna tape an iPad to my belly and skip through the hills.

by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018

weather grandpa

(or grandma if referring to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.

everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.

by Sexydimma April 10, 2013