catch wang

A person who fails to catch an object thrown too them. Particularly if the object was not difficult to catch.
Someone who does not attempt to catch an object thrown to them is still a catch wang, unless they did not see the object being thrown.
Note: someone who catches an object but then drops it is not a catch wang.

If my friend Chris failed to catch a beer I threw to him I would say:

"Argh Chris! You're such a catch wang!"

by yousee April 18, 2010

bibble wang

When you make plans 3 weeks in advance, just to have a friend get sick and cancel.

"Zac totally bibble wanged us. Now wye have to go bowling without him."

by Jonas Mayo July 26, 2017

Wiggly wang

It’s a peen long or short idk but it wiggles

Bro put you wiggly wang away

by Instakilla_17 August 2, 2020

wanging away

The act of repeatedly and tirelessly hitting a chisel with great force in the art of sculpture.

The sculptor was busy wanging away while the painter was looking intelligent.

by cbarx February 14, 2012

poo wang

When your wang smells like poo.

I would suck this, but it smells like poo wang.

by MissMcQ January 13, 2012

Spotted wang

A penis with lots of freckles on it

Girl: hey can we talk?
Guy: sure about what?
Girl: my friend told me you have a spotted wang is that true?
Guy: FUCK OFF ITS NORMAL

by Epixzdude May 23, 2016

Wang Pampie

An asian mans diaper, only used by adults and teenagers.

Alex Chi Duong wears a wang pampie sometimes.

by clane111111 April 17, 2008