by ZeeLeader July 18, 2012
A wank window is limited time frame in which an opportunistic married man is alone in his home and can therefore peruse 'performing art' videos on the home computer whilst digitally stimulating his phallus. Mission control usually grants wank windows when the wife has gone to Tesco with the kids to do the shopping / gone to see relatives / went out with her mates. Wank windows are known to be tenuous and unpredictable because the wife may return early and the act of self flagellation may have to be aborted.
Courier: I tried to deliver the parcel to number 8 this morning but the bloke wouldn't answer the door. I rang the bell repeatedly but he appeared to be glued to his computer in the front room, ignorant twat!
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.
Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.
Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.
by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy May 10, 2012
Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed
Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed
David- No shot he is window washed!
Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed
David- No shot he is window washed!
Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
by WindowWashedMaster July 03, 2021
The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes.
When Windows Vista crashes.
by Flysak July 25, 2005
When you're tripping so hard on acid you walk to the window and begin your journey, but it's up to you what you do from there...
by JJ long slong July 31, 2017
(Not to be confused with window pain.) The protracted and excruciating pain of having to wait for Windows software to work.
Interrogator: Are you going to tell me about the plot, or do I need to take out the Windows PC?
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.
John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.
John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz
by SoberDicktionary January 27, 2021
By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.
I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file
by big gunline December 21, 2020