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Tech Window

A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz
"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz
by xDin2016 April 7, 2022
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Windows Vista

by Ikethefluff September 14, 2021
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Window Washed

The act of getting absolutely window washed with the boys.
Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed

Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed

David- No shot he is window washed!

Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
by WindowWashedMaster July 3, 2021
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Windows Vista

The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes.
"Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)

I can't network my Windows Vista.
by Flysak August 21, 2005
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windows time

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.
John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.
by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010
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journey window

When you're tripping so hard on acid you walk to the window and begin your journey, but it's up to you what you do from there...
"Hey Garrett did you just open the journey window?"
"Yeah bro."
by JJ long slong July 31, 2017
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Windows Defender

By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.
I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file
by big gunline December 21, 2020
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