poppin' the weasel

Today, me and John's girlfriend were poppin' the weasel! I hope he doesn't find out.
by C dawg1241235 October 15, 2010
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land weasel

A sneaking, under-handed and dishonest person. Someone who can not be trusted. A villain, liar, cheater, thief or scoundrel.
The thief escaped into the night as stealthily as a land weasel.
He is such a dishonest land weasel. I would never trust him.
by Tabraea February 03, 2010
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stink weasel

a creepy hairless rodent.usually seeking an anus to burrow in.there could be a nasty aftermath.
That stink weasel wouldn't get away from my dripping bunghole.
by Andrew Heinecke December 27, 2005
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butt weasel

Someone who seems to be fascinated or obsessed with, ahem, the "nether" regions.
All Jordan does anymore is tell toilet jokes--he's turned into a such a nasty ass butt weasel.
by surfbird March 04, 2009
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sneaky weasel

1. The act of being skeaky to fool someone.

2. To pull the "wool over someones eyes" in a sneaky way.
Todd: Hey Chad, we gotta leave early because we still need to pick Ryan up for the Nirvana documentary at the movie theatre.

Chad: Dude, i just called ryan and he didn't answer his cell phone and when i went to his house, the lights were out and he wasn't there, and his father said he left a few minutes ago, that son of a bitch pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us.
by Todd Lee October 28, 2005
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cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.

Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.
Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!
by DjSuzySolar September 07, 2006
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Fuck Weasel

Someone who weasels into your life and fucks you over big time.
Jordin will forever be known as a fuck weasel to the rest of his "friends"
by Screaming Banshee Original December 28, 2015
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