Unicorn Mayonaise

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

Zimbabwean Unicorn

A sexual act when the partner attaches a dildo to their for head, thus looking like a unicorn, and fucks their bitch with it usually using the 'headbanging' technique.

I punished my bitch like a Zimbabwean Unicorn

by blabies212 May 15, 2010

Unicorn Kisses

When two people softly rub their foreheads together as a sign of affection. Similar to Eskimo Kisses (nose) or Butterfly Kisses (eyelashes).

The dildos strapped boldly upon their chests slapped against each other hypnotically in rhythm to the awesome music stylings of Collins Era Genesis while they gently gave each other unicorn kisses.

by Aunt Gemima August 16, 2014

Chubby Unicorn

A rhino who people think is a unicorn but is not.

Dumb person: woah looooook! It's a chubby unicorn!
big brain person: nah that's a rhino (shaking their head)

by lil_billofficial October 29, 2019

blind unicorn

A man places his smooth balls over each eye of a man or woman with an erect pens protruding off the forehead of said man or woman, creating the illusion of a unicorn with weird testicle (blind) eyes. Usually includes variations with another man receiving fellatio simultaneously from the "blind unicorn"/willing victim!

Wow! They really made her/him into a blind unicorn, during that threesome!

by Gary Urbo December 13, 2018

Mustache Unicorn

The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.

My pet Mustache Unicorn dose not go outside without their golden monocle.

by Pegastash February 7, 2017

Sticky Unicorn

post coitus, the male ejaculates into the females hair, then (using the ejaculate as hair gel) forms her bangs into a horn. and then proceeds to let it dry. vula, a sticky unicorn.

Man, i totally gave that chick a sticky unicorn.

by DonJuanFunny March 10, 2010