Golden unicorn

Freezing your partners urine in a condom and strapping it to one's head and penetrating your partner with it.
In Aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.
by Attorney genital July 01, 2009
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unicorn bait

References an innocent virgin, usually a girl, or a sissy guy, in that in folklore, a unicorn will only let a virginal maiden ride them.
Bobby says he's slept with a chick, but he's total unicorn bait.
by BamaPaganGamer September 20, 2010
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Unicorn Mayonaise

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht
If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.
by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006
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Unicorn Kisses

When two people softly rub their foreheads together as a sign of affection. Similar to Eskimo Kisses (nose) or Butterfly Kisses (eyelashes).
The dildos strapped boldly upon their chests slapped against each other hypnotically in rhythm to the awesome music stylings of Collins Era Genesis while they gently gave each other unicorn kisses.
by Aunt Gemima August 17, 2014
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Zimbabwean Unicorn

A sexual act when the partner attaches a dildo to their for head, thus looking like a unicorn, and fucks their bitch with it usually using the 'headbanging' technique.
I punished my bitch like a Zimbabwean Unicorn
by blabies212 May 15, 2010
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Chubby Unicorn

A rhino who people think is a unicorn but is not.
Dumb person: woah looooook! It's a chubby unicorn!
big brain person: nah that's a rhino (shaking their head)
by lil_billofficial October 30, 2019
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Unicorn Horn

Girl : “Hey baby

Guy : “You just gave me a unicorn horn.”
by DaddyWithBigDick February 20, 2019
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