An uncle boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 40 - 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that uncle boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least double her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
by BorisSDT August 27, 2011
Get the uncle bonermug. When one's semi-erect penis is placed in a doorway and the door is closed on it, causing the door to bounce back.
John tried to sneak up behind Sarah while she was at the sink, but just as he got into the bathroom, she gave him the old Uncle Ed.
by LR Buck January 4, 2009
Get the uncle edmug. Your somewhat deranged crazy zoo worker uncle. Apparently the water there has made him crazy, because he now goes around collecting elephant sperm…and helping people off the elephants. He also consistently needs helpers for his collection program. He is a sad, sad person to have in your family.
by Cousin Fred2 August 20, 2013
Get the Uncle Jackmug. Any guy named Xavier who takes his niece and nephew to go see Detective Pikachu on the day it comes out.
by Coolguy X May 8, 2019
Get the Cool unclemug. by Aiko Oyama Ayers January 24, 2003
Get the Uncle Joeymug. Alcoholic Beverage dedicated to Uncle Bill from the film "American Movie"
Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.
Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.
Mark: You thirsty? Want something to drink?
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.
by jolivas February 16, 2010
Get the Uncle Billmug. by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016
Get the Fried Unclemug.