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A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.

However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.
"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"
by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005
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Lehigh University

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Where you go to get a major in making money and minor in binge drinking.

6) False we drink every night. Sorry you didn't get a bid
I'd probably be a high school English teacher without my Lehigh University education
by Slambda January 3, 2013
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A shit hole full of racist teachers and their irrelevant excuses. On call is a bag of shit when the teacher calls a member of staff and by the time they get to your classroom you are hiding in the bathroom on your phone
Welcome to the University of Birmingham School we talk about our private lives and how we’re adopted from two gay males
by Believer094358 May 27, 2019
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University of Miami

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The University that everyone will envy you for. Smart kids who like to have fun. Great academics, athletics, weather, and banger parties. It’s referred to as The U because it is the king of all universities. Walk to south beach after class and run into a couple celebs. Pretty sure everyone who goes to that school is some sort of supermodel.
Jen- I’m flying out this weekend to visit my friend at The University of Miami

Kathleen- Tell the kardashian’s I said hello.
by rjmobb February 26, 2019
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university

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A place u go with the sole purpose of education. Somehow, u get sidetracked and just end up drinking, getting laid, take advantage of unemployment, and writing massive amounts of research papers that have little to do with your ability to perform a job more efficiently.
"Lets go out tonight, i just go to the university tomorrow anyways".
by TJones88 October 9, 2010
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da crib university has two definitions:

people who dont go to college but just chill at home

or does who go to a near by college
friend: hey bruh where you go to at
me: i go to da crib university where we dont go to school but chill at the crib where drink, smoke and bullshit

friend: hey do you go to that school ova there
me: yeah
friend: damn you i didn't you went to da crib univeristy
by nahfam19 July 4, 2016
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Vengeance University

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Avenged Sevenfold's Zacky Vengeance's clothing line
I just got a new Vengeance University shirt! fuck yeah!
by MyxSilentxVengeance January 10, 2006
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