Turbo Touring

Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.

I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.

by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 30, 2017

turbo pull

A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.

I had a turbo pull in between meetings, took me less than 2 minutes... LAD!

by turbo pull February 02, 2017

quad-turbo cunt

a person that is too big of a cunt to be called a twin-turbo cunt

Donald trump! You fucking quad-turbo cunt

by ЛАДА May 28, 2021

Turbo Nerd

Somebody who is unusually and over representative obsessed with nerd media and culture to an unhealthy degree, e.g. Birdie

Man, you like DnD AND Minecraft? You're a total Turbo Nerd.

by sussussusuyy July 29, 2023

turbo-cock

A person lacking in social ability who excels in the studies of douchebaggery.

Can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.

Tyghe is a real ass clown. That jigaboo is always "turbo-cocking" around.

by Nigga Ray Rogers February 07, 2011

turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024

Turbo Crabbies

When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.

Last night Jim drank 4 Turbo Crabbies....lad got mortal

by SOCIAL CLEANSER August 22, 2019