Cockless Trout Fucker

A bastard

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

by Fuckstroutwithadick March 15, 2009

trout butter

Butter made with fish oil from a trout.

This is trout butter. It is like garlic butter. But made with fish oil. Specifically trout.

by HarryBrownie02 September 26, 2023

Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader December 11, 2011

Trout Kiss

A trout kiss is a series of small, rapid kisses that can be sent through the air, or applied to the forehead, cheek or, more romantically, on the lips.

It’s an innocent form of affection that’s suitable for couples, while being silly and sweet enough to be family-friendly.

It’s called a trout kiss because the series of kisses causes you to make a fish-like face.

Daniel estimates that he gives Julie somewhere between 50 to 1,000 trout kisses per day.

by Joness Jones February 19, 2025

slam trout

Verb. To have sex with a woman. Often used in a loud and disrespectful manner.

Dude I want to go out tonight, I'm tryna SLAM TROUT

by Stertown July 31, 2017

to park a trout

to take a dump, go for a number 2

I need to park a trout before I head out

by davegooner June 22, 2010

golden trout

Solid human waste jettisoned by a submarine.

Look at that golden trout fly through the water!

by pablo's girl February 3, 2010