long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)
The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.
by How Mal May 03, 2016
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ditch trout

A Stinky poon swimming with disease.
Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout
by Mcq31 March 04, 2017
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Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.
Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.
by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021
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trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 20, 2021
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Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)
"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
by BrewTat July 28, 2008
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Estuary Trout

A highly prized sports fish among tournament and professional anglers of Australia (also known to lesser fisherman as Cod)
Wow that is a stonker of an Estuary Trout, Damn another barra.. i wish it was an ET (estuary trout) that i caught
by estuary trout May 15, 2022
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Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.
Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.
by Suave Leader June 12, 2011
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