Tristan

Tristan is such a funny person! You want to be them because they are hot and funny.

I wish I could be a Tristan..

*sigh* I wish I could be a Tristan too..

by Dixie_Pixie November 16, 2022

Tristan lewis

he is a nice, young and especially handsome young lad. He is really charming and especially hot and he gets all the girls he also has rizz.

tristan lewis is hot

by tristan lover November 30, 2022

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristan

A horny teenager who loves loli and anime

Person 1: look it’s Tristan
Person 2. Oh he’s a pervert

by cCycoHerobrine September 15, 2022

Tristan

Chutiya Banda

Tristan Ek no ka chutiya , mere bestfriend ko rulaya jo mira road mai rehti hai , usme bounty lagane wale hai , jahape dikhe udhar hi todo saale ko , dono haath tute toh 10,000 . 2 pair tode toh 20,000 aur pura tode toh 50,000 , 20,000 is tip .

by BadeLundWaala October 2, 2022

Tristan

A very peculiar, was born with glasses. Works out freakin hard like a boss. Usually interested in music. A good friend, hence Tristan.

Tristan, how's the creatine that i gave you?

by Niwsoj6969 October 3, 2022

Tristan

He can make a triangle, with help.

Tristan wired up the whole house himself, with help.

by anonymous October 4, 2022