A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.
Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"
Other Dude: "I can't reach it."
Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."
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Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"
Girl: "Huh?"
Other Dude: "I can't reach it."
Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."
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Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"
Girl: "Huh?"
by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011
Get the Samurai Toes mug.A term frequently used in the American funeral industry for a coffin - a six sided burial receptacle.
The word refers to the wedge-like shape of the coffin, which widens from the head to the shoulders and then narrows from the shoulders to the feet - the foot end often being much more narrow than the head end, as if pinching the toes of the person laying inside it.
The term is now sometimes used in everyday American slang, especially during the Halloween season.
The word refers to the wedge-like shape of the coffin, which widens from the head to the shoulders and then narrows from the shoulders to the feet - the foot end often being much more narrow than the head end, as if pinching the toes of the person laying inside it.
The term is now sometimes used in everyday American slang, especially during the Halloween season.
Jake: Are we building a haunted house in the garage this year for Halloween?
Tyler: Yup, and I found a really cool toe pincher we can use. It's fake and made of cardboard but it looks like a real coffin.
Jake: Cool! I'll dress up like a vampire and lay inside it.
Tyler: Yup, and I found a really cool toe pincher we can use. It's fake and made of cardboard but it looks like a real coffin.
Jake: Cool! I'll dress up like a vampire and lay inside it.
by Cody's Dad December 13, 2010
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"I'm sure Santa from accounting still hit it."
"Eww."
"I'm sure Santa from accounting still hit it."
"Eww."
by SaucyMcMuffin September 28, 2014
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by Karen Powers March 16, 2022
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by Killthief September 7, 2011
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Yea?
Guess what i did last night?
What?
I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night
hell yea!!
Yea?
Guess what i did last night?
What?
I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night
hell yea!!
by toeshockman January 16, 2011
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