toasted bunny

A bunny who lives in a toaster. It may look like the bunny is in pain, but no, the bunny enjoys being in the toaster. He is not harmed. If the toaster runs away, as it is liable to do, the bunny finds another toaster. Toasted bunnies are a delicacy in the land where the sky is green and Polly pushes Matthew off a cliff. Occasionally Matthew pushes myself off a cliff. . .then I land on Polly and I am in pain. Any-hoos, please don't try putting bunnies in toasters at home. Unless the sky is green. . . . .

One contemplates the toasted bunny is in pain.

by Grant0 February 21, 2004

dry toast

Boring. Like toast without butter or jelly or jam.

Bob's meetings are interesting for the first few minutes, but after that they're dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.

by Crow August 25, 2005

Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

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You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.

"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"

by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009

Tiggity Toasted

Tiggity Toasted is a phrase used to describe a finished bowl of marijuana, AKA a cashed bowl. When the bowl has been completely finished, a participant will often announce this.

"Hey Adam, is there anything left in the bong?"

"Nah man, it's tiggity toasted!"





"Don't even try for a hit man, that thing is tiggity toasted."

by Aliza Fo Sho April 23, 2009

French toast

The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer

Hans made french toast yesterday

by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018

Toast of the party

The person seen as the extrovert's extrovert at a party or gathering of people with lots of bread. When you pose enough, people see you as somebody.

The drunk guy was the toast of the party last night. Nobody that goes to the parties knows if he's the same guy sober when nobody's looking.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2018

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016