Cheese toast

The most ghetto food on the face of the earth. Originated from black people in West Haven, CT. The act of placing a piece of cheese upon a piece of bread, preceding to put it in the microwave for about 20-25 seconds.
Dexter: Hey Lamar. I'm hungry today, but all I have is this slice of bread, and a piece of cheese.

Lamar: yo my nigga wat it is, why aint you make sum cheese toast.

Dexter: Wow! Cheese toast? I've never thought of that!
by CrackaAndNigga November 08, 2009
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toasted bunny

A bunny who lives in a toaster. It may look like the bunny is in pain, but no, the bunny enjoys being in the toaster. He is not harmed. If the toaster runs away, as it is liable to do, the bunny finds another toaster. Toasted bunnies are a delicacy in the land where the sky is green and Polly pushes Matthew off a cliff. Occasionally Matthew pushes myself off a cliff. . .then I land on Polly and I am in pain. Any-hoos, please don't try putting bunnies in toasters at home. Unless the sky is green. . . . .
One contemplates the toasted bunny is in pain.
by Grant0 February 21, 2004
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dry toast

Boring. Like toast without butter or jelly or jam.
Bob's meetings are interesting for the first few minutes, but after that they're dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.
by Crow July 29, 2005
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Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

:3

You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.
"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"
by COCK JOKE3231 June 02, 2009
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Static Toast

a random saying that is awsome! it definds something that is amazing, or just said by its self. also "static" by itself replaces "epic" and "decent".
Static Toast!!!!
by K9 JL December 15, 2010
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jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.
She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.
by jimmybomm October 26, 2020
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toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.
That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.
by Sperlhaus June 30, 2021
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