Chris

Hes amazing and perfect and like the love of my life ๐Ÿ˜ก i hope he stays mine forever because we married forever ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฟ chris is so cute and perfect and he really THAT nigga heโ€™s the best and thatโ€™s on that
by bigblackbitch June 29, 2019
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A mean person that only thinks the world is about him he is not a talker a fealty idiot not to be trusted at all.
GoodBye chris๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
by Emulater March 21, 2018
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The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you meet a Chris I recommend leaving him because he will snitch on you, cause drama for no reason at all, and will just be a total dick.
Girl one: โ€œoh that guy is so weird that must be a Chrisโ€

Girl two: โ€œIndeedโ€
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Chris is extremely salty, and gets jealous super easily. He starts a whole bunch of drama for no apparent reason. He likes to flirt with a bunch of girls that he doesn't even know, even though he has a girlfriend. He goes to the gym every day except Thursdays and likes to play roblox. He gets mad over very little things, most most people dislike Chris.
Chris is a total douchebag
by Anonymous5900 July 06, 2020
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Con-fucking-fused; extremely confused
Person 1: Did you hear that Jessica kissed Brad?

Person 2: I thought Jessica and Chad were dating.

Person 1: Apparently not.

Person 2: I'm so Chris right now.

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by HetaliaHacker17025 May 22, 2016
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A breed of weasel that exudes slime and bullshit, void of the capability of understanding the most simple business situations and incapable of human interaction and performing correctly
That atrocity of a human is being a total Chris
by Noodle650 August 15, 2017
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Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.
"That guy is ugly as fuck"
"Yeah that's a Chris"
by Unseasonedchicken March 16, 2017
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