Wiener Cheese

A yellow crusty residue that resembles that of a dried spray cheese, commonly found on the gooch or shaft, of the male genitalia and is the result of low personal hygiene.

Peter get your disgusting wiener cheese away from me.

by C-note tha rula March 20, 2010

chalk and cheese

Two things that might be confused as similar but which are in fact very different.

Fedora and Ubuntu are like chalk and cheese.

by Anacrolix April 17, 2009

freeze the cheese

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

by anna1dee May 12, 2010

Cheese Roll

When someone fingers you whilst eating a cheese roll

Did you hear Sam cheese rolled that girl?

by CheeseRollin December 25, 2018

Mac And Cheese

Good food, Its tasty.

Me : IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

by ImMakingMacAndCheese August 31, 2019

Cheese plop

The antagonistic act of abruptly and forcefully applying one's bare anus to another's bed pillow. Very common in college fraternities.

He's sure to have very brown dreams after we cheese plopped all over his pillow.

by blankenschmidt April 13, 2010

Cheese Tip

The filthy, smegma like amalgam around the tip of the penis after sex with a dirty partner.

I bagged that whore from the bar last night. Sadly, I'm still cleaning my cheese tip. A shower was not enough to wipe away that filth and regret.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017