wife-beater

something typically worn by guidos (b/c they're wife beaters). people who wear them can be all kinds of people not just guidos

Jim: Bob, look, a fat guido is wearing a wife-beater!
Bob: Cool, i will go get my baseball bat.

by wigger/guido hater March 29, 2008

Fishford Wife

individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.

I had to pick up my sister's kids from school because she was busy feeding her species tank full of Blue Damsels in Fishville. She's a Fishford Wife.

by hmcdesq May 24, 2010

Squad Wife

Girlfriend of a squad member who attempts to boss around the squad like a wife.

Yo man Jennie being a squad Wife.

by munch! munch! October 9, 2015

Taco Wife

A magical forest girl, who in rare occasions presents herself with a bag of Tacos after a long journey.

After he summited the mountain, the Taco Wife appeared bearing gifts of Nacho Cheese Supremes and Double Decker Tacos.

by RogueAngel437 June 29, 2019

Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019

greencard wife

A woman who gets tricked into thinking she's a wife.

The sexy lady got tricked into magaige not knowing that she was just a Greencard wife Aka keys to the U.S.A.

by Blackknight187 July 13, 2019

Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019