pork trotter

When a young lady gets cum on her belly, does not wash her hands, then cooks a delicious pork dinner for strangers.

Damn, that swine was good, but I can't believe that pork trotter didn't even wash her hands before cooking!

by pork gal July 22, 2011

Pork Pie

An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.

Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*

by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009

pork chop

When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.

John gave the girls in Sigma Mu a pork chop.

by Jimmy Odoul April 19, 2006

Bitter Pork

Pork which has the metallic tangy taste of blood, which is bitter like stale tears, devouring such pork whilst watching Maury Povich.

I can feel a bit of bitter pork coming on. Indeed, get the guns.

by Zannahq February 11, 2010

pork girl

Black girls

“Oh you like pork girls”

by King Lance April 03, 2019

Pork-chopping

To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop

I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!

by JoshGuar February 09, 2015

Pork Crackling

Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd

Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!

by Daledoom August 30, 2020