Three way funk

When you enter a public restroom to discover the potent aroma of a previous user then you enhance the ambiance with your own pleasing boquet and then you are immediatly followed by a third and final donor to the brew of olfactory stimulous thus creating a three way funk.

After Hansel D. Dirkastan stood in line for the chili festival outhouse for over thirty minutes in the mid Summer heat I discovered that he walked directly into a three way funk with his mouth wide open. The taste was even muskier than he could have anticipated.

by eetadeek August 19, 2009

Three Hole Snatch

This is the act of deliberately ripping a piece of notebook paper out of a three ring binder.

whoa whoa whoa Tommy I'll borrow a piece of paper from someone else, that shits been three hole snatched

by Ethanpoo April 29, 2010

three finger diet

Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.

I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.

by db_astra1 January 25, 2011

three little words

"i love you"

With a girl you recently met and things are moving a bit quickly but you want to mutually take a step back and be realistic and allow things to move forward organically:

"Can you promise me we won't say the three little words too soon? I want to be sure we're both ready to say them first."

by Senor Snuffleupagus April 21, 2019

Three Great Insults

The three (3) great insults are known as: ok boomer, no u, and ur mom gay.

Boomer: You kids can't do anything these days!
Zoomers: * pulls out Three Great Insults*
Zoomer 1: ok boomer
Zoomer 2: no u
Zommer 3: ur mom gay
Boomer: *dies*

by meinufakku November 30, 2019

Three fingers up

You don't need bitches.because Allah SWT said no.muslimah should be 🥇.

"holds three fingers up while taking a group picture

by Dollarrs May 28, 2022

the three sisters

(n) a triple pack of pillows found on my fiance's side of the bed; always found compressed together from overuse. The younger sister is typically deformed and crooked in its case from owner abuse; oldest sister is large and square with two younger sisters in front.

Jordan: Your taking up the whole fuckin bed with that goddamn lesbian pillow pack. Move the three sisters over please.

Spencer: Your just jealous because the gays are dying of aids and jealous of the three sisters

by jsobs January 27, 2010