Sun and the Moon

A Really Bad Pickup line in the TV-Series 'Taken'

'Your the Sun and the Moon to me Anne' *kissing?*

by Augurim October 21, 2008

cockeyed sun

1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast

dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

the merciless sun god

The merciless sun god who stares down upon civilians with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes so does the sun god act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding that our mortal minds cannot even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into the yawning abyss that is his eyes for long enough you may just return with an inkling if his vast knowledge and power. Is his presence a gift or some sort of weird lay line connection to an alternative universe?

Friend 1- “oh I’m Christian, what religion are you”.
Me-“I follow the path of the Merciless Sun God”

by Cringemeat123 October 14, 2019

the sun is a deadly laser

The correct response to: Why not?

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

by Mac Finder June 17, 2017

The Sun is over the yardarm

The yardarms on a sailing ship are the horizontal timbers or spars mounted on the masts, from which the square sails are hung. (The word yard here is from an old Germanic word for a pointed stick, the source also of our unit of measurement.) At certain times of year it will seem from the deck that the sun has risen far enough up the sky that it is above the topmost yardarm. In summer in the north Atlantic, where the phrase seems to have originated, this would have been at about 11am. This was by custom and rule the time of the first rum issue of the day to officers and men (the officers had their tots neat, the men’s diluted). It seems that officers in sailing ships adopted a custom, even when on shore, of waiting until this time before taking their first alcoholic drink of the day.

Can we have a drink? Yes, the sun is over the yardarm!

by MorkFromOrk December 18, 2011

Capri sun

When 2 gay men take a Capri sun straw and insert it into there partners dick hole then slide there penis onto the straw and the 2 men begin to thrust back and forth on the straw pushing each other back and forth untill one of the men cum, then the partner who has yet to cum uses the straw to drink a Capri sun while the other partner fineshes him off through oral or anal pleasure.

"Dude me and this guy Capri suned last night till my dick started to bleed it was the hottest Capri sun I've ever had"

by Dboxreaper1 February 3, 2014

Pokemon Sun and Moon

The Alolan region of Pokemon. Gen 7, it looks really cool but what do I know, its only August!

"Have you preordered Pokemon Sun and Moon yet? It looks lit af"

by Saphi Rose August 14, 2016