sexy puddle

The pool that forms beneath a woman who is wet from her horniness

A sexy puddle began to form as she made out with her boyfriend without any panties on.

by mjrulz5 September 1, 2016

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 2, 2022

Puddle Pirate

Calum

Shut up you little puddle pirate

by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021

Puddle Stomper

A slur that is said when somebody particular of Asian descent is being obnoxious, rude, needy, or a punk.

Leave it to the puddle stomper to complain that she didn’t get a new bag when she already has tons.

by Owler45 November 4, 2025

Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.

Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!

by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023

snow puddle

A Pothole filled with snow

Hey Jim! You see that giant snow puddle back there?

by Nern May 17, 2018

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019