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nubs

Someone has nubs when their nails are unnaturally short, usually caused by consistent biting or picking. Nubs usually end in the middle of your nail bed showing a significant amount of skin over top.
Hey do u wanna go get a manicure with me later? I’ve been super stressed lately :p
Sorry I can’t, I have nubs… they always make fun of me
by sillysalamander June 15, 2021
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Nub Haunt

A home or hangout for a noob (someone who sucks at a video game). These places include School, The Doctors, or someone who plays on a PS1 and gets a boner
HA! See Jerry over there, he's in that "NUB HAUNT".

I Play Rayman! For the PS1!
by XFUBX January 19, 2008
mugGet the Nub Hauntmug.

nub stiffy

Man, David Bowie in "Labyrinth" still gives me a nub stiffy.

Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
by ArcheryNerd August 11, 2013
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Nub nub

"Does baby want her nub nub?"
by CasKingOfBees April 5, 2017
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Nub job

When you don't have hands but you still want to jack off your boyfriend
I gave Brian a nub job yesterday.
by Collin102 January 11, 2020
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Bulge-nub

THE politest word to use of the most evil people.
That librarian is such a bulge-nub!!
by Jack Bonder August 27, 2007
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Nub Cheese

Cheese (growth of infection) that appears on ones nub (male private) from an unknown cause.
Dennis got nub cheese after wearing Liz's leggings
by Ggbbdd April 19, 2018
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