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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.
by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023
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Lion

A cat that you'll never wanna have in your home
Ooh a very thicc lion.
by FunniestEnglish February 1, 2021
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lion king

well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead
Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him

dude 1 yes
by nibbabite January 23, 2020
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the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner
Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.
by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015
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Casual lion

A sex position, in which the Greek god Bacchus, has a threesome with a ginger female, and a buzz cut brunette male with a bald spot. The male then deepthroats a plastic lion until he eventually swallows a piece of plastic.
“Yo man, i got super drunk last night and did a casual lion!”

Good for you, largefry, bro! I can never track down a female ginger.”
by Oh no. February 26, 2020
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conquer the lion

To conquer the lion is to drink shots of a particular brand of Jamaican overproof run called "Conquering Lion", a 63% Alcohol (126 Proof) rum.
by wtheronjones March 17, 2011
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Anglo-Saxon Lion

An ancient symbol under the context of a very heroic and honorary creature of European-Caucasian descent. Usually used in various contexts by White Supremacists.
Person 1: “Man i’m tired of this immigration happening in this country. I wish someone could do something about it!”

Person 2: “Don’t worry! I heard that the Anglo-Saxon lion is awakening right now, and he’s about to shake the entire world!”
by onetenth June 27, 2024
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