Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

jarring

Miss Lawden is the definition of jarring

-loicia

bruh she just is shes a jarring twat

by louuu_68 June 28, 2021

All me jar

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.

Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!

by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025

Swamp jar

Swamp jar. It's a jar of swamp. Fill a jar with swamp water.

Borald: Yo bro, how's the swamp jar going?
Joward: wrigglin and jigglin my dude

by Borald January 4, 2023

Jarring

Jarring means Annoying or Bothersome

This whole thing with Olivia is so Jarring bro, she believes nothing i say.

by H.A.A.A May 30, 2022

poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021