Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.

Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.

by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017

Greek Lollipop

The Greek lollipop is Lumpy bits located between the sack and the anus including any hemorides.

Kane likes having his Greek lollipop licked.

by Enak’s mum February 29, 2020

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Greek kid syndrome

Greek kid syndrome is a philosophy that occurs in the elite, or the intelligent. It has several characteristics, which include:
• Extreme arrogance
• Massive ego and superiority complex
• Greyed morals
• Too stubborn to develop as a character
• The belief that you're always correct
• You believe you have more rights than others
People with Greek kid syndrome base their personality off of deranged Dostoevsky characters, or they read the Secret History once and decided it is their right to kill people.

In school, they will not pay attention, but will read through every lesson, and deny their awful grades. They can be irritable.
Examples: Henry Winters, Raskolnikov, Mr Darcy, The new kid in my school.

"My God, that new kid pretends to be so smart, just because he went to Eton."
"He must have Greek kid syndrome"

by afkgkfkgkgk August 25, 2023

Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp

Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”

by no.remorse February 23, 2024

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021

conquer the Greek Empire

To engage in anal sex with partner, for the first time, particularly after a long period of resistance.

After years of resistance, Trever thought this anniversary just might be his chance to finally conquer the Greek Empire.

by TCV August 16, 2014