Shitty Sex

"Shitty Sex" not only accounts for the underwhelming performance in bed, but also when sexually aroused by shitting while being fucked.
Hey Babe, had fiber cereal this morning, give me 30 minutes and then we can have shitty sex.
by JHockeySwag February 1, 2021
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Shitty wifi

Lala: has left the server shitty wifi
by Neko_kitten June 9, 2021
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Shitty Baby

A person or thing that is simultaneously cute and really fucking annoying at the same time.
My dog is a shitty baby but I still love her.
by Chriswww98 August 9, 2019
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The shitty face

The shitty face is a face you make when you first heard “We Paid” by Lil baby & 42 Doug. Or when you heard the beat to any Playboi Carti song. For example his “Pissy Pamper” leak with Young Nudy. Another example of The Shitty Face would be if you drove past some of your haters in a 2021 Hellcat
“When I drove past I left em all with The shitty face 😹”

“I had the shitty face on the whole album!”

“When Kawhi Leonard stepped back and shot it in his mitt for the game winner I had the shittiest face on.”
by Shmanbob June 20, 2021
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Shitty Programming

Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).
Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.
by NidgeDFX July 19, 2018
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