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The best junior high school of Grand Bahama, ranging from grade 7-9 and provides a good environment, good students and most importantly, a good education.
Mom: I wanna send you to Sister Mary Patricia Russell Junior High.

Son: Why?

Mom: It's the best junior high school.

Son: But mom, I wanna go Jacks.

Mom: YOU WILL GO TO SISTER MARY, OR YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Son: Fine.
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Crafty Russell

Popping a miracle berry tab before going down on your significant other to improve the flavor.
Crafty Russell: I have no example To try & explain this term. Go try it out!
by Someone who misses their balls February 9, 2021
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Bill Russell

by Ilovebasketball44444 September 4, 2020
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Russel Wiki

The worst and most biased Fandom wiki in the entire world. Formerly called the Philippine Television Wiki, it is filled with stupid kids and is much worse than the Lost Media Archive, Wikipedia itself, and even Uncyclopedia. It's supposed to be not fanon and they don't say it is, but it is, and these kids want to marry Miss Universe PH candidates (coincidentally, Miss Universe used to be owned by Donald Trump, as in the pedo, from 1996 to 2015), and even put their names as co-hosts of show "returns".

The old version of the wiki, the Philippine Television Wiki, is still up and even worse because it covers serious topics like religious organization Ang Dating Daan (the current version only has an article of the Bubble Gang parody Ang Dating Doon) and even the PH Senate's building, which they are hoaxing as the new "location of EatBulaga".

They even vandalize Wikipedia on PHTV show articles, for example like "wowowee", "Family Kwarta/Kuwarta o Kahon" and "Pilipinas : Win na Win", and add in Miss Universe PH candidates as co-hosts, even though they aren't.

They say all the shows now air on RPN9 (which is now RPTV and airs nothing but Asap, EatBulaga, Batang Quaipo, and many other crap) and IBC13 (which is now a government network that airs nothing but government shit).
I went to the Russel Wiki today and edited it back to true information, but these kids revert it back to hoax information
by Thanks, obama. August 27, 2025
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Russell

Cute, funny, great soccer player, and a amazing person
I like Russell
by 0203__<3so May 8, 2018
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Russell Ranch

A little cob house located in the Mojave Desert, which is also home to the souls of the Kings and Evans Familia.
Russell Ranch, located in the Mojave Desert, is my favorite place to be!
by yostuuuuuuuuupide grannie nati January 12, 2020
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russel roulette

When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.
What was that guy thinking? picking that particular viper up is like playing Russel Roulette.
by Ambassador for humanity February 9, 2025
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